Rodney Carrington – My Wife Met My Girlfriend (W/Lyrics)

LYRICS! i got home and the door was locked and i tryed to ring the bell i found a little bitty note that she had wrote telling me to go to hell i crawled in the window i got inside she kicked me in the balls then i cryed called me a name said i lied kicked me again and though i died took my cloths set em on fire hit me with her cruling iron i tryed to block it with my watch then she kicked me in the crouch again Yeah todays the day my wife met my girl friend well i tryed to tell her but she didnt care things wernt what they seemed She had a pan on the stove ful of boiling water my nads would soon be STEAMED! i tryed to run Scream for help! she hit me in the nerch with a rinestone belt it was like nothing that i ever felt i thank god that i wasnt wearing a kilt she grabed the bat from beneath the bed she swong it once then she missed my head she ran back and swong it again then she hit me in the twins again yeah todays the day my wife met my girl friend yeah todays a awful day my boys wont be the same yeah todays the day my wife met my girl friend
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